Flower crowns make everyone happy
parents: “u should be more active”
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???
i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character
and then there’s a running joke the entire show about how no one knows why the hell that guy over there has such weird hair
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL
If Harry Potter did Proactive commercials:
"I defeated the Dark Lord when I was just a baby. Do you think I’m going to let acne beat me?”
|Song: Owl City in 10 Seconds|
|Played: 265,139 times.|
"I want to go home!! Right now!!”
… "My orders are absolute, no matter what. Got it, Sebastian?”